But Dikachu's nose is actually a … OoooOOOooh. I get it.

NO. ALL CAPS IS WAY BETTER.

Eddie needs his pain, so he's just shifting his allegiance to Seattle.

Milwaukee Brewers now have the longest championship drought of any NL Central team (never in their 48 year franchise history), and are tied for fourth overall in MLB.

I'm glad the Cubs won, because Chicago needed something to feel good about in light of the awful Bears.

Knockwurst is one of my favorites.

Eeeewwwww.

Biggest downer of the season is Thea's staid political assistant wardrobe. I liked Thea's bare-midriff-nightclub-owner wardrobe way better.

I guess that would explain his instruction to Church to leave the Arrow alone.

Backstory summed up with Diggle's line: "I know a guy with a very particular set of skills."

I run hot and cold on Felicity, but she wins the award for best comedic moment tonight when she puts the Oliver mask over her face and deadpans, "You have failed this city!" Curtis's geeky chuckle is icing on the cake.

I run hot and cold on Felicity, but she wins the award for best comedic moment tonight when she puts the Oliver mask over her face and deadpans, "You have failed this city!" Curtis's geeky chuckle is icing on the cake.

If there's not one for "Little Donald," they'll have missed some low hanging fruit.

He has a mental disorder, so he's not a bad guy.

You bet yer fuckin' ass you can. This is 'Merica! Fuck yeah!

I think your sarcasm detector needs adjustment.

I don't read these books, but please tell me that someone uses some variant of the phrase, "I will break you."

I totally forgot that Sliders was ever anything but "straight to syndication."

Personally, I'm waiting for the essay on how "Shirt Tales" was an allegory for xenophobia during the height of the Cold War.

With sexy silhouettes.