I thought about reading Gone Girl until my wife read it and said, "meh." I trust her judgment.

Given that he's in competition with Oscar Isaac for being the guy that's in all the movies right now, he needs to do this type of PR work.

Fucking Aethereal Golems. Even the basic ones can go right to hell.

Is there a Simpson's quote generator guy? If there was, he'd say "Are you being sarcastic dude? I don't even know anymore."

The only reason I clicked on this article is because I mis-read the title as "Meth Nerds."

It is if you want it to be.

Rose Red is obviously the long lost sister of Snow White, abandoned by their parents, forced to live on the mean streets of the enchanted forest by any means possible, including selling the only asset she had—herself. She grew up hard and mean, but with an unshakable moral bedrock all the same. She finally liberated…

there was a brief time in the 90's when I thought Renee Zellweger and evanescent pop-folk star Jewel were the same person. True story.

Dental Plan! (Lisa needs braces!)

It has its moments when it shows that there's some intelligence lurking in the writer's room (although maybe it's just a random good joke from one of Mr. Burns's monkeys), but for the most part, you're right.

New Steven Universe is terrific. New Uncle Grandpa… well, the kids should be happy about that. But my question is when are we getting new episodes of Star vs. the Forces of Evil?

It will star whoever wins the reality competition… as long as one of them is a hot woman that nerds can fantasize about.

Can't be. His BB desk had to have all those drawers for cell phones, etc.

Same thing with io9/Gizmodo. It's one of my favorite sites on the web, and jarring to see the links to Gawker that appear in the sidebar.

It happened so gradually, you hardly noticed.

Snarky pedantry moment: the past tense of the verb "to lead" is "led," not "lead."

it wouldn't be a Berlanti show without at least one random motorcycle chase scene.

Ah the 80's. When both the words "MacGyver" and "Smurf" were used at verbs in everyday parlance.

Yeesh. I'm not looking forward to Madonna's next coffee table sex book for geriatrics.

Saw Zootopia with the kiddos. Favorite part were the Breaking Bad references.