"Bill" is actually my real name. I'm also a big fan of the show, so it was kinda a foregone conclusion. Sometimes, Bill Cypher channels his voice through me (easily denoted via all caps). What's a guy to do?

Which Pam, "regular" Pam or "slimmed-down cokehead" Pam?

Upvote for Cliff and Norm.

DIPPER AND WENDY! THE WHOLE REASON FOR MY INVASION OF YOUR PUNY REALM IS TO BRING THOSE TWO TOGETHER THROUGH FIRE AND STRIFE!

Sorry, my tongue-in-cheek emitter must be broken. I was referring to the fact that the Millenium Falcon, while allegedly temporarily docked in Britain, is actually an intergalactic vessel that may or may not be registered under its own or false pretenses at various spaceports throughout a galaxy far, far away. Given…

That case is bound to have some interesting jurisdictional issues.

And by "competing," you mean "getting fucking demolished," right?

Hopefully they put all of the episodes up at once, ala Netflix. Then I can subscribe for a week, binge the whole season, and then unsubscribe. Or maybe they'll have a "one week free trial." That would be perfect.

Funny you should say that. I just started binging PoI last night, since everyone over at io9 can't shut up about how great it is.

That occurred to me as well, but I liked my six-year-old's explanation better.

I was startled last night when I realized that I now regularly watch two shows on CBS (Supergirl and Limitless). That being said, not even a new Star Trek series is going to get me to subscribe to the CBS VOD service.

Well, obviously running a Star Trek show that is only going to appear on the CBS All Access app that no one is subscribing to is a big step up, so the choice was probably pretty easy.

As an aside, when I mentioned it, my six-year-old explained: "Daddy, it's because Krypton's red sun gives Earth people superpowers just like Earth's yellow sun gives Supergirl her powers." I couldn't have been more proud.

It's the little things about this show that sometimes take me out of the story. Like when Alex was in the Black Mercy fantasy giving her impassioned plea to Kara, she was being pulled back by two beefy goons for several minutes, but they couldn't budge her from her spot. All I could think was "why can't those two…

The cognitive dissonance between the "then and now" of Stephanie is hurting my brain.

Hog tied Gimps and Water Moccasins.

I wonder if there's going to be a witty conversation about how Rory should've been cast in 50 Shades of Grey.

Hey, it worked in "Springtime for Hitler"; I don't see how it can't work here.

He actually explained it to me: "Dad, the soda is like the puppymonkeybaby. Three great things all in one!" Must be a generational thing.

Thank you for adding "nightmarish little homunculus" to my everyday lexicon.