Well put.

Stupid murders need the most attention!

I saw it today and liked it. Looked good, action was good, I thought the plot was fine and David was an interesting character. On first watch, I don't get the cries that people were acting overly stupidly. Seems like people are still grinding the Prometheus axe. Prometheus deserved it: people's actions made little…

Out of the remaining Onion properties, I find Clickhole's absurdist humor to be the funniest. It works best in small doses, so I don't spend anywhere near as much time there as at AV Club, but those ClickAdventures are works of genius. I liked the old Colbert Show, and so far so good with PatriotHole. It seems like…

Fuck yeah, Spoonman.

I don't think it would work as a show, but I still think AHOY! every time I'm on a boat.

The intro was great. A series of deaths that you don't come back from, and you then become another random soldier. I thought it was affecting in a historical reenactment kind of way. But then they scrapped all of that for a generic FPS in the rest of the campaign. Why the fuck is a tanker wandering around on his…

Informative. Thanks.

But wouldn't calling it a Holocaust Center be admitting that there was a Holocaust? Not saying their isn't some twisted justification behind the term, but I assumed it was a brain fart on Spicer's part.

I don't think a lack of preservatives was the problem. Is there new slogan going to be "Chipotle: You may still shit yourself to death, but now your poop will be organic?"

I enjoyed the season. The execution wasn't great, but i didn't think it was bad enough to be a distraction (at least on a binge watch, if I took more time to think over the flaws they might have stood out more). I was entertained and I thought the approach was different enough from the other Marvel shows to make it…

Always end your argument with jazz hands!

It's a dirty limerick battle in which all acts must be performed by the rival poet.

…. but why male models?

Based just on this one article and comment: I like it. I'm mostly reading on my phone, and the web pages have gotten so gunked up with ads and other do dads that the comments were slow to load and fast to crash. Having them on a separate screen like this is making them much faster on my end. I also don't see the…

My liver's not fat; it's just big boned.

Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp did a good job of handling the fact that everyone was much older, but it also played well with its absurdist humor. I don't think it will work as well with Arrested Development.

Netflix requires a huge head of steam to push all that data through the Tubes.

And what have you got? Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo.

Mutiple OJs and no Person of Interest? Bah and Humbug!