Apparently you do enough to open your piehole.

That's funny I don't remember Wade being rewarded or praised.
Let's recount
1) he was about as poor as it's possible to be in America
2)dead parents (what a reward)
3) people were trying to actually kill him
4) living in a nation decending into a libertarian apocalypse
5)homeless, underfed and under clothed
Yeah ol Wade was…