You're not supposed to give kids aspirin? Whooooooops.

There is NO WAY that is the most fucked up site on the internet. No way.

He should be by his own standards. Also he's a lot funnier.

What is it with Ricks?

Or their future output. That's what I'd be looking at.

For a second I was totally weirded out that Neil Hamburger directed a bunch a shitty movies. Then I got it. Finally.

Chris Conley?

Upvoted for being in early 30's. Young people can suck it.

Oh its written by the guys who wrote Across The Universe? FUCK RIGHT OFF

That's almost entirely the point of what I said.

Someone moussed her up.

I SAID NO!

That's the worst.

My mom still has one. His name is Nice Boy. Yeah, it's fucking terrifying.

Wait…what was wrong with them?

Come on, girls. You're both pretty!

Arnold Schwarzenegger could murder my friends and family slowly right in front of me and I would probably still tell him I loved Sabotage.

I saw Ghost with my grandparents. That fucking clay bullshit went on FOREVER.

So you liked it?

DUDE THERE WERNT EVEN ANY PLANES ON 911