Try watching it on acid in the midst of a mental brake down.

This sounds fucking boss-ass.

When did AV Club hire Patrick Bateman?

Agreed. What most people don't seem to understand about Kurt Cobain is that the guy was never going to make it to thirty - fame or no fame.

Wait…you've never read a book?

Take that back you fucking commie.

JK Simmons is R Lee Ermey in Full Metal Jackoff.

I actually cannot say "its been" anymore without doing this.

The plot doesn't matter. The character is high all the time. Just go with it. Man.

I could have watched an entire movie about his character.

I will only see this if they replace ghostrape with ghostbullying. Also, I hope everything is CGI and shitty looking.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

HOW COULD YOU THINK THAT WAS A STOOL?!?

That wolverine had a name?

Its a piece of shit, really. Not sure why people hold it up so highly.

You are not alone.

I am become joker, destroyer of batmans.

Welcome to the AV CLUB. Sorry for being a dick. I may seem like an asshole sometimes, but I'm actually a pretty terrible person once you get to know me.

I would bet my life savings that he never makes another film. Unfortunately, I have no fucking money.

I also don't have satisfy myself.