Now instead of doing Twin Peaks, David Lynch finally has the time to build that 9/11 themed coffee shop that he won't actually ever open. Also, terrible music.

OH WAY TO TAKE A STAND AGAINST SNARK.

YOU GET A FUCKING GRIP, ASSHOLE

No don't its terrible.

Are these lyrics or something?

- Actual dialogue from season three.

I hope that dead man is Kevin Smith.

HE GOT POSSESSED BY BOB FOR 25 YEARS ITS NOT HARD TO UNDERSTAND

No I didn't.

I have no idea what you're talking about so….WHY DONT YOU JACK OFF INTO YOUR OWN FACE

First I was subjected to Dio-era Black Sabbath and now this shit. This day can fuck right off.

Watched Full Metal Jacket and finally realized how good Mathew Modine is in it.

Clearly you're not a golfer.

I agree. Ark looks fucking killer, still got a bunch of animals. Sucks dick about the unicorns but what you gonna do?

Yes. And I should know. I've always been here.

I think it just comes down to the fact that rightly or not, people hold the host of The Daily Show to a higher standard than most other comedians. I can see both sides.

Thank you very much, Mr Torrence.

Well, I'm glad that he agrees that that joke isn't funny anymore. Some girls are bigger than others but are still humans and need to be loved.

True, but his dad calls the shots and that guy is a real asshole.

RACIST!