Ken Foree kept that thing up there through the sheer tyranny of will. But then he got eaten by bees. :(

But it was the system that made him force his penis into a terrified woman! He's a victim!

Ken Foree survived Dawn. And he got a white woman and a helicopter. So he had that going for him.

You just won the prize for Best Movie Idea Ever. The prize: painful handjob.

Chill playlist, bro.

I'm glad that piece of shit is dead

OF COCK?

My own screaming voice.

Self inflicted death…OF THE FUTURE!

Lucks got nothin to do with it.

Well he did have to spend two years in Indiana.

One man's entertainment is another man's rapidly approaching suicide.

Not actual spam, just a wonderful simulation.

Yep. He's also in the new Star Wars thingys.

He was GREAT in Attack The Block. He is gonna be huge and he should.

The vast majority of rapists never spend a single day in jail. I don't want to be on this planet anymore.

But he was so charming in The Hangover! Seriously though, that motherfucker isn't fit to draw breath on this planet.

Huge misfire on casting. John Boyega would be the perfect Tyson.

Well they're probably going to sue you just for typing that.

I wish I didn't have to go to work so I could get high and watch Congo. My life is a nightmare I can't wake up from.