Oh get a load of the sexually active person.

That is a hard sentence to look at. Nice work.

Can we be done with this whole 'I'm not going to lie' nonsense? Just say the dumb thing you're going to say. God I hate being awake.

Hmmmmph -kills self

Hahahahahahaha

I don't know. I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing.

Well, that's what Nimoy gets for not believing in him!

I'm sure Bill Murray will do just fine.

No one should.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII JUST WANNA DIE!

Other Mr Show quotes.

BODY FASCIST!

I think that would be an extremely bad idea.

YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!

But seriously, that last Moz album is pretty all over the place in a good way.

OK. Can I borrow someone's blue ray thingy?

Checks in the mail!

Hey, I only saw American Sniper because I like Bradley Cooper. I SWEAR!

"I'm finished!"

The best show ever is Community. DRINK THE FUCKING KOOLAID!