Because a lot of men hate women?

I will never get tired of making this joke only to scroll down and see that someone else already made it. God I'm in a funk.

Just remember: If you kill yourself the Franco's will only gain in strength and numbers due to the fact that they feed on the lost souls of suicide victims. Just a heads up.

Everyone knows that Kennedy died in Dallas. What this film presupposes is…maybe he didn't?

Goddamn he is great in that.

No problem at all. I had my panties crammed all the way up my butt that day.

He left to go be in that part of Old School.

Sorry.

We put our faith in…BRINK MANSHIP!

Yes you are.

Yeah that's a smaller Hobart dude but whatever. My original post was a joke. What's your problem?

Handsome faces: if you don't have one, just fucking kill yourself.

It just feels like a cheap gm move. "Hey guys have fun doing dough ten times today instead of five! Also, no more smoke breaks!"

Giant mixing bowl? Shows how much you know about restaurant work! (Cries self back to sleep for the rest of the day)

Eeeits been…really hard to root for this guy lately.

FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGED

This is exactly how I have always felt about him. Well put.

I actually really liked him in this. Well, see ya later.

"Torgo, you're coming dangerously close to crossing the line."

I don't think its hyperbolic to say that this looks like the worst movie ever made.