Actual dialogue from Fight Club.

I find it best to just assume that everyone is terrible. Its made my life much easier. Oh wait a sec my life is a nightmare.

Would you it to Jian Ghomeshi?

There's a scene in the Heartbreakers doc where he totally dresses down some dipshit producer for not showing Roger Mcguinn respect in the studio. Doesn't raise his voice at all, though.

Go on…

WRONG

"Yes your honor it's true: I have no dick."

That was the point of the comment. WHY ARE YOU MAD AT ME

Everybody knows that this movie will be lazy and hacky. What your comment presupposes is: Maybe it wont?

"I GOT HIM FRANK!" - gets shot in face.

Well that was…a song?

STAY OUT OF MY TERRITORY

Oh for fucks sake.

That scene is great. Where's my weed?

Hey don't forget it was also from super far away.

If you've never watched it on psychedelics I highly reccomend it. Also, anyone got any drugs?

BRUTAL FUCKING MURDER!

Oh good another Cosby story. I can't get enough of that Cosby rape!

Ew.

Lame casting.