It looks fine except…that light saber. Why on earth would anyone want a light saber with two tiny sabers sticking out right by your hands? That's some Phantom Menace shit right there.

Yes, and…

Ok then.

Ben Foster would actually be great.

He's already been places. He just wants to stay where he is.

Finally.

I'm nominating this comment for the Christopher Hitchens Award. It's not a real award.

Alright but this is the last one, ok?

This video was clearly put together by Tobias Funke.

Where does filming an anti-gay video while driving on the freeway fit on the Tree Of Sinful Nature?

Are these Born Against lyrics?

It's kinda like when I bought Isolation Drills by Guided By Voices and thought that was their first album. Boy, was I fucking wrong.

I loved Ghost Town. Ricky Gervais can flat out act. I might have spelled his name wrong, though.

The first time I heard that song was sitting on the floor of my friends tiny Chicago apartment in the middle of a blizzard while waiting to go see Sludgeworth at the Cubby Bear. It was about the fourth beer of the night. Perfect sadness.

I hated them until I was about thirty, so yes it's possible. When I was younger I felt a responsibility to hate everything that was good.

…are not a good band.

My best friend has a Green Day tattoo. I was with him when he got it. He kept wanting reassurance that it was the right move, of which I gave him plenty. I am a terrible friend.

After the first time I saw this, I was sure Lee had made another great film. Nobody else agreed. Fucking cracker ass crackers.

Yes really. YOU WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?

I love Keaton, but he's never even approached what McConaughey did in the last ten minutes of Killer Joe. That's some motherfucking acting.