Is that not the appropriate reaction to someone buying the wrong toilet paper? I have a long way to go.

Well, maybe this'll lead to something.

Twin Peaks, good Weezer album and now this! What a great pop culture news week! It almost makes up for the rest of my horrible, soul shattering week! HUZZZAH!

Except a rapist. But I get what you're saying.

RED SOX!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Lol wtf is sex?!

What the fuck is this?

Kyle Maclachlan?

Is there any way Chris Pratt won't be in this?

If anything it's worth it for Kurt Russell's best performance.

AM I GETTING THROUGH TO YOU ALVA!?

LOOPER, BITCH

Much like all of his films, I anticipate this will be his masterpiece.

Ok, three. LOOK, ITS ALL I HAVE!

Pretending you don't have a family?

I'll need to re watch some of her previous work to jog my memory. Be back in an hour.

Hey, he was great in The Campaign.

You should have told them to cut your goddamned hair the way you want it cut. God, I hate stylists.

Outside that fight scene…nope.

Braking into that song every time I meet someone with that name is literally the only thing that brings me joy in this life. This miserable life.