BITCH, PLEASE

IT STINKS!

That's one of my favorite moments in the movie. Also: "That's not funny Ruth, I was a slave."

I'VE JUST SHOT A MAN, AND I DID IT ON PURPOSE!

Anyone that says anything during a movie should have a machine gun emptied into their face.

I agree. Val Kilmer may be a FUN actor, but he's not exactly Robert Prosky. I always liked Quaid's performance better.

PCU is better than Animal House because Animal House is SUPER SHITTY.

Dude! You're 31, Dan Stevens is 31 and I'm 31! WE SHOULD TOTES HANG OUT!

The fuck did I do?

Holy shit that was great.

What's the deal with that horrific commercial I've been seeing (sans volume)? It's U2 playing while footage of actually talented musicians is superimposed over them. The Ramones, The Clash, Patty Smith etc. Is this supposed to be the "punk" album or something? Holy fuck I hate this band.

I am gonna hate-watch the absolute hell out of this.

Josh Modell likes Spanglish and Fall Out Boy and is a full grown man.

No deerts, no deal.

IT STINKS!

"Did you fuck my boner?!?"

OH FOR FUCK SAKE

True story: I got broken up with the same day he died. Truly a horrible day for White People Problems.

Go easy on Heller. He's a big fan of Yellowcard.

Like Flies On Sherbert is absolutely essential. It might, however, take you years to figure that out. I suggest listening to it while having terrible sex.