I love you too.

I'm gonna go watch Fisher King now. FUCK.

I started that reappraisal after that Louie episode. Kinda couldn't believe he was capable of that kind of understatement. But then again, he's always been a great dramatic actor. Goddammit.

HIKMD would be a fun show.

Upvoted for use of big fancy word.

Well yeah, a bunch of other stuff explodes in that movie…oh, I get it. I think I get it. Your penis exploded?

I can only assume that Rites Of Spring is a prequel of sorts to Hallmark's Fugazi show that I've never seen. Could be good.

It's because Homophobes are terrible people.

You're not Clive Owen…you're Hitler!

They're still a thing?

NO IT ISNT

You can use the noose when I'm done with it. Just please don't masturbate onto my corpse, ok?

Hold on a sec…almost there…look, ah…this has never happened to me before. Please don't tell anyone about this, ok?

Always.

I was unaware they even reviewed it. I'm going to do my best to not rage-read it.

I know. You're welcome.

This is an idea that a lot of folks seem unable to grasp. "You like his music? But he's weird and bitchy. Surely that must ruin everything for you!"

At no age is it ever excusable to listen to Limp Bizkit. You have shitty taste.

Serious question: Do you love the Smiths but hate Morrissey as a person? Because that's how it comes off. Based on everything you've written about him on this site, why would he want to do an interview with you? You're clearly a fan of much of his music, but you really seem to dislike him. But again, I have a…

It's a great fucking record. On the other hand, I have a Morrissey avatar.