Bug.

Everyone knows that his go-to role is Charles from The Edge. CHARLES!

He's the Ron Paul of comedy: truly awful, but he ragged on George Bush so now The Worst Generation thinks he's amazing.

What a fucking dummy.

That is somehow the grossest picture I've ever seen.

Sorry, it's Brett Ratner.

DUDE QUIT BEING SUCH A TRANNY

Sometimes I feel like the only person who saw him in American Hustle. I still can't believe people aren't referring to him as one of the best actors around. Hmmph. (Fart)

OBSTRUCTED BY THE GOO GOO DOLLS

I get what you're saying, but you so clearly have never seen Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation. That is some George C Scott level shit right there. Also: Lone Star.

I think you're forgetting about a little film last year that put him back on the map as a serious actor. That film of course is Delivery Man.

…but that's not important right now.

Dude, quit being a racist. White guys have feelings. White feelings.

I'M NOT THAT FAT! (Chair breaks, falls into fern)

Well, ok then.

You say that as if fat guys falling down isn't funny at all.

I don't know, man. I think Pauly Shore can pull it off.

He's actually a pretty great actor so, yeah. This works for me. And you know what else? I'm gonna go ahead and upvote my own comment. BOOSH.

Jerry Lee Lewis did marry a 13 year old, but at least they were in love. Jimmy Page actually kidnapped and raped young girls. So I would disagree.

Well that's just like…your opinion, man.