- Francis "I don't even own a TV!" Dolarhyde, amirite? All the cool kids are reading TattleCrime.com, bro.

"Murder husbands"!

Not only is he too real, he doesn't seem to have control over himself, so it seems like anyone could be his victim. Armitage was way too good at unsettling us viewers. :(

- PUPPYWATCH WEEK 8: O HAI DOGGIES!!!

"Kitchen Nightmare," LMAO

Wait, wut? I totally missed P & Z. So excited!!

However you want to describe it, it was hard to swallow.

- SOME PIG

PUPPYWATCH WEEK 7: "I miss my dogs." Me, too, homie. Me, too.

Well he's been at it for so long now, but it's always exciting to see him in something new. All the cool kids (like Soderbergh!) already knew about him and knew how to utilize his talents in the best way possible. Can't be a character actor if you're not reliable, right?

I'm sure you're right! Honestly I'm just shocked that he even speaks Spanish that well, and honestly he doesn't sound, for example, Mexican or Argentinean or something—I'm sure it's not legit but it's waaaaay better than I expected.

Don't worry, the movie isn't so heartbreaking. It's a drama so there are some serious moments, but they definitely emphasize the absurdity of the case and the proceedings. It was really absorbing and I hope people go see it.

Have you seen it already? I'm so curious about it

I'm excited to see Moura play someone on the other side of the law. And seriously, I had no idea his Spanish was that good, haha.

Oh man. I love Wagner Moura (that Colombian accent was pretty good!)! I love Pedro Pascal! I love Luis Guzmán!

Thanks! I'm only inspired by Fuller's madness, obviously.

I didn't know about cut fight scene, that's too bad!

The darkest timeline…

I think you have totally valid points.

Fair enough!