HEY HANNIBAL, YOU CAN WASH MY HAIR ANY TIME, PAPI

Yeah, it was really obvious in hindsight. I have no excuse, haha

Man, I wish. I thought Beverly was always cool and respectful towards Will.

Tenderize that meat, ya know what I'm sayin'?

I wish Hannibal and Will would just fuck already.

- That cold open was fucking brutal. Just revisiting that whole, um, kerfuffle at the end of last season was terrible… and yet I didn't avert my eyes…

To: Fuller & Co.
CC: [All y'all muthfuckas]
Subject: Mutilated body unfolding and turning into a deer stag

I really appreciate this, you're the first person I've encountered who's read the book. Sounds like something got lost in translating it to the big screen, because I found the movie pretty disappointing.

Ah, thank you, I'd avoided all clips/trailers/ads (not hard since I don't tend to turn on the TV) but I also tried to ignore the occasional news item about casting and stuff as much as possible. Anyway I'm so excited the show is back and I can't wait for the madness that awaits us. I am shaking with fear and…

BONSOIR, y'all! I missed Hannibal and I missed all your chatter about the show. I almost forgot how it felt to spend an hour of each week feeling pukey and freaked out.

TIL that "it's only cannibalism if you're equals." I lol'd.

WAIT she MARRIED the guitarist guy? Holy shit. Last I remember she was engaged to Alex Pettyfer. Holy crap, talk about dodging a bullet.

It's not that I thought this finale was bad, and I'm grateful to Weiner & Co. for tying up all the loose ends, but I didn't enjoy it so much. I cried really hard through most of it. IDGAF about Don, so his quest for enlightenment was mostly a fucking drag. I gotta admit I was unnerved by his call to Peggy, though.

~*I LOVE YOU STAN AND PEGGY. I HOPE YOU MADE LOTS OF BABIES AND/OR MANY ICONIC ADS THROUGHOUT YOUR CAREERS.*~

Can I ask y'all something? You know how many of our parents or grandparents never got the hang of using VCRs? Did they ever get around to using DVDs, Blu-rays and streaming services with more easy? My parents barely understood how to work VCRs, but they've gotten good at downloading movies and watching them on the…

Oh my god. "We"? The last thing I wanted was to worry (multiple) people. I had no idea people were even thinking of me. I'm fine, I've been hanging out "across the street." I would hang out more in the Pop Culture Weekend section but my sched makes it too wonky for me to hang around there anymore. So no drama,…

He is one of several Bollywood actors who got in trouble for having hunted endangered species. I don't think any of them have done time; I think they were found guilty but they appealed and the cases are dragging on. They'll probably get off easy because they're so rich. They're all on my shitlist, for sure.

Ugh, Salman has to be my least favorite Khan in Bollywood. Thanks for the rec, though?

Love this movie so much. It was just nice to see an "inspirational teacher" who was of the same ethnicity as the kids and who already had a sense of what their lives were like, instead of, I don't know, the kind of teacher who waltzes in and needs their eyes opened and, like, ultimately learns a lesson even bigger…

Is Boston Public on DVD at all? I actually thought it was a terrible show, but I still loved it. I'm very curious to see how it might hold up.