He's a very special boy, so much so that we had to steal him. Anyway, you can have him back now, BYE!

Do all the Sawyer conning flashbacks kind of make anybody else want to try their hand at being a con man? I mean, not REALLY, but the episode when he and Cassidy are working together is SO MUCH FUN (until it isn't).

Seriously! Over Christmas break I watched Session 9 with my teenage sister and one of her friends and they were on their phones the whole time. I was like "Don't you want to be scared?! You have to LOOK at the screen in order to be scared."

What, really? That's so dumb! Especially since Katy Sagal has a pretty distinctive voice and it's not the voice of phone-Helen.

I think it's because some bags are filled with corn feed and not beans, and "corn bag toss" just doesn't roll off the tongue the same way.

I'm getting chills just *reading* about the pilot. Guess I'll be re-re-re-watching this now. And now I can put my observations here instead of posting inscrutable facebook statuses like "Jack's drunk dad: I would", so that's cool.

Well. I'm at work and "Poop and a Pee Now" keeps floating into my brain and each time it does I have to swallow a laugh. My mouth is quivering from the effort of not laughing out loud at what is probably the dumbest thing ever. What have I become?

I hate PHC so much, and it's compounded hate from how much I already hated being made to listen to it as a kid and now still hate it as an adult. A few months ago I somehow tuned in at the same spot in the program TWICE in one weekend (I guess they rebroadcast it?) and it was a sketch about a woodland surgeon…

Yes, that was terrifying. I watched it while pregnant. Worst nightmare!

This is how I feel too. Same with Beck. They get a pass.

Agreed. To me, the honey looked sort of creamy and thick and almost stretchy. I wanted some so badly, but my mom wasn't really into letting me eat straight honey, and the few times I got to (like from those "honey straws" they had at our local farmer's market) it really fell short of my expectations.

Welp, now that's going to be in my head all day.

This is an egregiously bad haircut for anyone, but Jon Hamm also looks ridiculous now with any hair that deviates too far from Don Draper hair. Like when he was on 30 Rock being sexy Dr. Baird, he looked great of course except for the hair…it was like he was wearing a "Normal 2000s Guy" wig or something.

I'd never heard "Early in the Morning" (too young or parents not folky enough, I guess?) so the end of the episode where Father Gill starts playing it in his room and it leads into Peter Paul and Mary singing in the credits just floored me. What a great song.

Agreed. Granted, I haven't seen What's Eating Gilbert Grape since I was a preteen, but a person so huge they can't leave the house falls more on the "very extreme and actually pretty rare" side of things than "realistic".

Yes! I've been catching up on the show and now these reviews and I'm so glad to see someone else hated that horrible horrible scene as much as I did. It made me feel way more awkward and uncomfortable than Marnie's cringe-y music video.

This is such good advice, and it's surprising how many people without autism don't know it. My best female friend has been single for too long, and she goes on a lot of first dates where the main problem she experiences is guys not asking her about herself AT ALL. Come on, people!