Transformers? No thanks. I can appreciate a good show that has deep meaning but if that doesn't accompany a good story then it's not for me. Symbolism is great but being solely artistic with no real excitement is like taking a dump after eating corn.

But I'm hungry.

I was preempting the typical response I get on AV anytime I don't like a show. The things I mentioned are generally the only responses I get.

Charlie Sheen era 2 1/2 men can be a funny show when you want something mindless and not preachy to watch. What's the matter, not enough foreshadowing for you? Ohh, too much sex makes you uncomfortable because you never have any. I got it. I forgot that I was at the AV Club for a second. You're the douche I meant…

No I don't like that show either.

It beats BB by being boring and slow? Oh yes, I forgot that the more a show sucks the more AV Club types love it like that horrible abortion "The Americans".

I was a big BB fan. This show sucks. Gilligan and Gould were apparently one hit wonders. I realize I'll be flamed as this is the absolute best and greatest show in the history of television but you're full of sh** if you actually believe that. Not much has happened 20 episodes in, no interesting story with no clear…

"You sure think about pensies a lot though." Just trying to fit in at the A.V. Club.

Why does all of the A.V. Club want Patton Oswalt's dick? His comedy is a fucking blow job for losers living in their mother's basement.

Oh wow, another anti Kevin James piece from the no talent A.V. Club writers and it's equally talentless loser commenters. You guys should really start taking decaf at Starbucks when you spend your days there.