I still sing the piss-bottle man song whenever I'm on a long car trip and someone requests a bathroom break.

Tell that to Elton John…

Fast Food is lazy (for me) - if you do enough searching you will find there are good burger places and sandwich shops in every town but - they can be crowded and take a little longer - heck my local grocery store (Publix) makes delicious sandwiches. Another issue is they are not open at 2am - when drunken hunger can…

My first job was at an Arbys - I was the guy who loaded the meat paste in the oven after it unthawed for 3 days.

There is a huge factory in Nashville that churns out Bro-Country so I would imagine there are others all over the country that pump out the bland commercial sounds of Corporate America.

All the guys is Queen wrote - if fact their bass player wrote two of their biggest hits.

I gave you a like but I still had to wash my click finger…

Owls with Handlebar Mustaches is the name of my new "Mersh" Band.

I jumped to the 2 minute mark after about 20 seconds to see if it got any better. Nope.

"Appears to have gotten away with it" - translates to: "If only people were as smart as me they would realize how wrong they are for liking a TV show I hate". :)

Well if you're going to be like that then the Space Police Union will no longer protect your games of Centrifugal Bunglepuppy! Freedom is never Free!

If you don't exist yet, is it still incest?

Coma Breath - it smells like a man returning from the sea..

If we stuck rich people in jail every time they "accidently" killed someone, capitalism would fall apart. You wouldn't want that now would you?

I still like it better than the first.

I was just thinking about his scene as the fox in The Little Prince - after he's tamed…. So heartbreaking and you can see it in his eyes - the essence of great acting.

She spreads her toes in last month's Thai Hustler.

Ditto!

David Letterman used to do some weird things back in the 80's that would subvert the norm: They had one show that rotated once for the whole hour, another where the image broadcast was shrunk down to a tiny square on your tv screen - for the whole show & a completely dubbed episode that included Raquel Welch singing a…

That is the correct answer.