I don't think it was a Republican event - just happens to be a lot of them in town.

I don't think they got paid - it was a charity event.

Kid Rock would like to have words with you (very small words though because his vocabulary isn't all that great).

He's alright… Sometimes I get nostalgic for the music of my youth but I don't ever feel it's necessary to defend Convoy.

Don't forget the County Fairs!

And I saw that video on the internet! I was disgusted of course because incest is wrong and your mom was not very fit.

"This is my house and I am the Mommy - my children are Annabelle, Betsy & Bonnie." - My sister had that book but I was a voracious reader back then. I had a red Ferrari when I was 3 but it was all peddle power.

… are Naggers - we know. We forgive our naggers too. We're nagger lovers.

It's funny cuz (ack ack - coughs up black flem) it's true.

The jam band is Leftover Salmon - worst band name ever.

iirc - Clinton had them as two separate bands so he could collect two paychecks for the same gig.

My Dad on the jury, "All these rock songs sound the same but screw them, they're a bunch of drug addicts anyways and would probably spend the money on reefer!"

LA Woman is as good as it gets.

Nobody's Fault but Mine?

Many musicians have appropriated the blues riffs from their predecessors - just like those blues pioneers appropriated from each other. It's only when you get as huge as Zeppelin that it becomes a monetary grievance.

Mr. Skin was a decent drummer I will have you know.

It worked.

Yes - I read it in "His" voice.

…"grilled members of Led Zeppelin on their exposure…"

And Smells Like Teen Spirit is Nirvana screwing around with Boston's More Than a Feeling, which was probably inspired by something else.