"Oddly enough, I ended up most invested in those five men trying to hold off the giant from bashing apart the inner gate, and so far as I know, they’re not people we’ve been acquainted with before."
Oh, you mean GRENN?! Yeah, never heard of him. I'd forgive this in the newbie review, but you're better than this, Todd.
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Posted like 45 seconds before you posted a dispatch from SXSW.