Alternatively, it could be our own world in a decade's time, where 'vampire lore' exclusively means a harem of hot sexy immortal hunks (sometimes sparkling) for a female audience-surrogate to fuck. I can envisage an amalgamation of Dracula-inspired mythos and early-20th-century vampiricism-as-disease lore being…

What counts as basic? I've never met a Spanish speaker here in Australia, and it's not a language that gets taught in schools. Basic Japanese might be okay without subtitles - at least that gets taught in most Aussie high schools - as would basic French, obviously.

Live Action Pam would have engineered a cure for vampiricism within 45 minutes of the plane landing. Sadly, she'd have been murdered by Jim only seconds before she could write the formula down. Jim's motivations would be well explained in footage cut from the episode in order to make time for additional shots of the…

In fairness, they're only 'books' because it's hard to get publishers interested in 'ideas that I scribbled down and hope to use if my vampire tv series pitch ever gets funded' as a medium in its own right.

Over here in Australia, the catholic University of Notre Dame even has a respectable med school. And if there's ANY medical degree that includes accredited units in treating vampiricism and demonic possession, it's going to be one from a Catholic university. I would have thought the romantic idyll of becoming a…

There should be a rule that you can only use the 'super hacker gurl' trope if you're also bringing a young Angelina Jolie to the table and there's murmurs about funding a spiritual sequel to Gia.