The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive. -Cheetoh Magneto (he's fat and old)

Workaholics is still on? No thanks, bros.
Doubt, you lost me at "starring Katherine Heigl."

That's…all I ever wanted.

Most of the fish tacos I've had living in South Texas have been tilapia, the ground chuck of fish. I mean they taste good with lime, cilantro, salsa, salt and a fresh tortilla, but tilapia doesn't bring a ton of flavor to the table. In Veracruz City I found a place that uses sea bass in their tacos, and dear lord they…

Great, now the AVClub is taking credit for my hard work!

I'll go with you, I'll even sneak in the Milk Duds.

It's the little things.

NOpe.

Your jokes are gross.

You're biased, Jesus. Also, that shit was unearned melodrama. I'd rather rewatch What's Eating Gilbert Grape.

The steroids are really fucking up his prostate.

The last two episodes of this were absolute dog shit.

Hollywood is owned by the Arabs.
- Alex Jones (Feb 11, 1974 - Soon)

So Bannon.

I have no idea what that is.

In the age of DeVos, who cares about speling?

Bob Odenkirk? Sold!

Hey, you're the victim here, man.

14% of the casualties in Vietnam were black, ~5% Hispanic. No more wars, please.

ROE with these douchebags is punch away, imo.