This isn't some peer-reviewed, stuffy publication, bro.

Quarry is worth a watch.

Yes.

If I want decent wings/burgers I go to B-WWDubs.

*Neckbeard creams shorts*

I would like to break a bat over all their skulls.

You're special, Bobby. Nobody clogs toilets like you!

How did you get your hands on it already?

Get in my bardo, Lincoln! Seriously, I want to read this hard.

Do you even lift, bro!?

Yikes…I'm on-board.

Will we have to look at Arnold shirtless?

Ready Player One was such tripe.

Oh that is better than him getting punched, because he just has to take it or look like a pussy.

Maybe rename it "Drops of Jupiter on Them Pages."

Shit…

Riiiiiight. You seem very American.

Oh, I need to find that video.

My apologies to sex dolls everywhere.

Da! Cover not blown.