All the planets, making Earth the best, the greatest, the richest planet in the universe. Trust me, I know planets, I know all the planets. Sorry, Mars, you suck.

Don't mind if I do.

Am I losing my mind or did the site's design shift a little? The articles and comments section look more narrow than I remember.

But are they real or MM?

I stand by my metaphor.

Yikes. I'm one of those sex-positive cucks. I actually only roll with consent.

Brunhilde!?

Or not.

Classics.

Wild at Heart, Raising Arizona, Leaving Las Vegas, Moonstruck, Red Rock West need to make the list.

Filming location looked fine, it's the acting and direction that sucked.

Thanks, Affleck!

Live by Night is white dogshit.

I work under the assumption that Emma and I will never happen. I like her acting and think she's cool. Miles is just not my cup-o-tea.

My little pope wears a raincoat to keep him healthy.

It'll never be the same. Sad.

I don't mean to sound like a dick, but he needs to work on his pecs.

I donated to the ACLU because I live in the assend of nowhere and I'm not close enough to protest.

More Cushin for the pushin.

Before Rogue One era? They made it look like he spent most of the time in his float tank force-fapping.