Hey, James Earl is gettin old, bro.

I like Han Loves Lando.

2 Space Smugglers, 1 Cup.

When I lived in East L.A., not so much.

Emma Watson, yes; Miles Teller, hell no!

Putinbots are the best reason yet for the block button.

I was thinking the Sesame Street "Who Are the Assholes in Your Neighborhood?"

Dammit.

Probably.

No Taboo?

Yeah, I was really outta line there…

Don't blame me, blame the Viagra.

I think it's Groped in a Trump Tower elevator.

Way ahead o' ya.

Hahaha: it's funny because he's a Nazi douche.

More like Janelle Mobae, amirite?

He's no Tom Petty.

When you murder puppies, do you drink ALL of the blood?

I'm blockin bitches left and right tonight.

Or be anchored in reality.