Mac sitting on the drain and beaming into the camera was pure poetry.

He's so good in Captain Fantastic.

I thought it was a ripoff of El Pollo Loco or the million and one mom-n-pop pollo asado places in TX, the SW and CA.

Captain Fantastic has a stronger case than this straight-to-video tripe, despite Dowd shitting all over it.

Thanks Star Wars for making me contemplate "raped by a giant slug."

Does this mean less commenting on the AVClub, Billy? 😭

Mon Mothma is more of a MYLF.

I guess I'm a sucker for that raspy, ominous, Bane voice.

I felt it in my loins.

Dammit, AJ, always one step ahead of me…

Tatooine sounds rape-y.

Good points; however, the word you're looking for is "MILF". Star Wars needs more MILFs.

Holy shit, Los Pollos Hermanos isn't pollo asado? It's just fried chicken…how could I be so wrong and so sure about being right?

Taboo was fucking aces, amirite?

I'll drink to that!

Thanks for sweeping that up, Womb Broom…

But you have a perfect excuse to express rage over the internet! C'mon, live a little.

Trump has his finger on the button, so nobody's finishing anything. Eat, drink, and be merry, my friend.

Well, I was gonna watch that anyway.

My favorite quote from Kingpin:
Mike: Roy, can ya get sick drinkin piss?