And a happy ending is ten bucks extra

I thought she had two short, bald blokes standing in front of her.

What's with those names? Is there going to be a Prince Keith popping up, and a Princess Sharon?

Gerard?

I think Cat Denning's rack will ask far a massive pay rise come the new contracts, causing bad feeling with the rest if the cxast. Like the blonde girl's legs

Yep ,Terry Pratchett dies at 66. Fatguyhat McHeartdisease just keeps on trucking, and not writing

Night Watch

SQUEAK

I've adored his books since I picked up The Colour Of Magic in the mid 80s. Sam Vimes is, in my opinion, one of the great literary creations.
When Terry didn't make it to the convention last year I feared the worst.
I'm glad I met him, and I'm devastated today.
I just wish he would pop up with a sign saying "I aten't…

I don't think he died just to piss you off

"Taken" on an Aldis lamp

When I was a young man, a young lady having her menses was known as being "on the blob"

Last time he was in Dakota he ended up on a register

Dark shadows, planet of the apes, Charlie and the chocolate factory (terrible) Alice in wonderland. He only codirected corpse bride. Sleepy hollow, meh. Big fish was OK but foirgettable

Tim Burton needs to be stopped. He hasn't made a decent film in about 20 years

See, I've always been fooled by yhat. Is it no one? Noone? Or no-one?

Bad for you at school I presume

Perenium-ly

You look like a man who has difficulty satisfying his wife

It was probably England's cricket coach trying to run away to sea and start a new life.