That's appalling. Noone should be making another Pirates movie

Or maybe filmmakers realise that the world consists of a hell of a lot more than the USA. *overseas

The Avengers is the only one to do this, to my knowledge ( both films)

The thing that gives me real joy is that it opens on April 23rd here. Suck it America!

I always read the title of this show as The Unbreakable Jimmy Kimmel

Are you the Beer Baron?
Only by night. By day I am a mild-mannered reporter for a major metropolitan newspaper

You forgot about Dre

I'll give it another try. I have faith in Tina.

I still don't know whether to order the Fish Mooney or just have a steak

I managed to get through the first two episodes of this but had to stop. It just gave me a headache.
Maybe I'll retry when in a better mood.

Upvoted for a great typo

As soon as I saw the subject of this I thought Rupert Giles. Absolutely no question.

I always think he smells of bad whiskey, good cigars and fast women.

Don't call me by name, you don't know me man, you don't know me

He tries to live this Hemingwayesque existence but is stuck in the pussy-ass 21st century on the damn internet.
Where's his Spanish Civil War and big game hunting?
No wonder he's bitter.

When I went to the Dr Who 50th anniversary show at my local cinema there were lots of cute girls there. Typical that I'm now too old to appreciate it without ending up on some kind of register.

Geordie uf anything. And that's being charitable

Yes, because naming the family the O'neals was a complete coincidence.
Is one of them a booze soaked, hard fighting, womanising snark machine?
If so, can I apply for the job?

Putting fish in yourself is only difficult depending on the chosen orifice

Alert and conscious is a step up from how he was in Cowboys and Aliens