You had me at "scantily clad Salma Hayek"

They could call it Mighty Morphine Power Rangers and make it about Thomas de Quincey and his band of 19th çentury oriental opium steam punk robots

Fish Mooney and ham! Sounds tasty

Cricket is actually a fundamentally simple game. Just don't get caught up with the advanced rules until you get the basics.
American Football. Now there's an incomprehensible sport.

Lana lang

Something made her Berlanti Benoist

They took err jerrbb!!

Doctor Doctor, can't you see I'm burning burning?

In these things you can walk three paces before your jeans actually move. It's like wearing a studio apartment.

Well of course you do

Yes, how dare women enjoy and initiate sex?
Plus, people do know it's not the final scene right?

There was no difference between me and Schindler, we both made shells for the Germans only mine worked dammit!

The BBC come nowhere near objective journalism. They're so terrified of losing their public funding they cravenly toe the government line and ignore anything that contradicts it. Reports on poverty, ignored. Demonstrations by the disabled; ignored. Any excuse to put UKip on the TV grasped greedily.

A lot of you have mildew though.
What?

England win at sport

I saw it on the IMAX screen and it looked stunning. My girlfriend, who is usually pretty squeamish about violence, thought it was great.
Most fun I've had watching a film since GotG. I really don't get all the self-righteous anger about it on this site. Unless that's just by people who haven't seen it.

Bat-mite?

Stealing is negated by asking permission. Gimme the money bub

Pay me royalties!

For me it was a book. When I was married my wife would sometimes have trouble sleeping and we fell in to the cutesy habit if me reading Terry Pratchett's books to her to help her relax. When we broke up, which, at the time, seemed really sudden, I was halfway through Moving Pictures.
The book sat on my bookshelves, the…