Never heard of them

Suffocated by too many beautiful woman sitting on his face

Well I seen em all come along all piss and vinegar thinkin' they was the bees knees. Chatrooms, forums, six degrees, friends reunited, even MySpace. They all pass away in the end, and I jest sit here whittlin' waiting for the next one to come along.
I remember when all this was newsgroups, far as the eye could see.…

I've never been a big fan. I always get the "She's someone's daughter/neice/whatever" and it gives me the guilts

It'll be a hit because people will leave the TV on and not notice

You can't use that word. It's offensive. I may be a tardis but you ain't no better than me!

That's what I always said when I ran a shop. Buy the comics you like reading, don't try and second guess the market

I think Saturday Night Fever gets lumped in with Grease when it's much more like Mean Streets.

Always money in the Bana stand

Hmmm, not on camera for public consumption. We're not all @dikachu.
But as someone who has been mesmerised by Ms Carpenter's thighs since the pilot of Buffy I can think of worse places to rest my head.

Just pull out the tampon

I actually much prefer the adaptations of Millar's work to the comics themselves. I enjoyed the first Kickass and Wanted but found the comics objectionable in the extreme.
I'll go and see this but I won't fall for buying the source material.
Sad that he wrote Red Son which is one of my favourite Supermasn stories.

Really? Are there?

T-Swizzle? Dammit i should have waited before opening a new account

As someone who lives in Kent and suffered the shame ofof my constituency electing a UKip MP last year, I can only apologise.

Flamboyant conservatives are really reàlly gay aren't they?

It's a pretty sad day for your career when you're doing stuff Nic Cage passed up.
It'll be soift porn with Charisma Carpenter next, or ius that just me?

Did you make out during Schindler's List?

Referring to a prostitute as "spunky" is a bit much. I don't remember Pretty Woman being that graphic.

Being a baby with herpes will give you a somewhat jaundiced view.