A Scanner Darkly is probably the most autobiographical of Dick's works, unless you count the full on crazy VALIS phase at the end of his life. The fucked up druggie paranoia/pseudo camaraderie fighting off fascist treatment programs was how he spent his life in the 70s. Damn I miss him.

As a Pats fan, I wouldn't take a second rounder for JG. I'd be happy to get another year and a third in compensation at worst. Ideally, we'd transition from Brady to Garropolo after next year. Well, ideally Brady would play for another four years, but I don't see that happening, and I don't think it's likely we'll…

I'm impregnating women as fast as I can while abortion is still legal.

Why the skepticism? This is how shit works in China. There's even a name for it: someone who assigns guilt based on trying to help someone is called a "Nanjing judge". In Chengdu, I personally witnessed a pedestrian get hit, fly into the air, and be surrounded by idle onlookers for twenty minutes at a remove of…

That's nonsense. We could make the Electoral College perfectly representative of the states. Just give one electoral vote per voter, to be allocated in exact proportion to the votes cast. Oh wait, that would be a democracy.

"Travel to Slovakia - A Good Idea" is definitely the most sarcastic.

Eg Paraguay: "You Have to Feel It"

There ain't no party like a downrange party, cause a downrange party don't stop.

Of course! It's Fumbleversery! It seems like it comes earlier every year.

Come on, give Sanders supporters some credit. She sounds like if she studied hard, she might have been up to voting Jill Stein. As it is, I think a Nader/Buddha write-in is most likely.

They ought never to have given you blokes dosh. Sod! Your! Couch!

Bad Seinfeld! It'll mess you up!

Book 'em boys. One charge of being a boat, one charge of accessory to being a boat.

You forgot about Cypress Hill. Alternative by virtue of THC.

"So, the KGB, together with the Neo-Nazis and the FBI helped make Donald Trump President of the United States."

But what would he pardon her for? She hasn't committed any crimes, so a pardon won't help.

This Tuesday, it doesn't matter if you're a Taxi Driver or a Deer Hunter, from Cape Fear to the City by the Sea, get out and vote. If the election goes wrong and you can't take the Heat, you can always move to Brazil.

But they also have fireworks and ammo dumps. Fire exits are at the management's discretion.

Yes, this. Then, since there aren't enough cranky white men for Republicans to win the Presidency any more, subsequent necessarily Democratic presidents decline to nominate any replacements for any empty seats until the Supreme Court is just Obama.

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