If he were midget twins, he'd be Smallpacs.

Scholars believe it to be MD 20/20.

I have an old copy of The King (highlighted) in Yellow.

I'm just thrilled that's there's an artist whose name can be pronounced "Ty Dolla Dollar Sign ign"

What color is that deer? My God, I think it's teal!

No, that's the kind of a-hole who should be whacked on the head with a night stick, or tased, or something other than killed. Maybe Officer Whatshisname was acting legally, but that doesn't mean that the outcome was a good one, or that he didn't fuck up.

Ahem…
It's a Kentucky message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the chickens.

A) I don't believe that.
B) If I did believe that, it would be Bad Writing.

You and me both, man. I read the headline and the riff started playing in my head.

Because they insisted that field goals were only worth 2.71 points. The NFL won't put up with that nonsense.

Immigrant family takes US health care, shoots cop. Typical. I'll build moat around sicily, make Italy pay for it.

handsome, producer kicking
dragging themselves through the streets looking for something
like Jenna Elfman

That desk? Full of sandwiches.

10 year old brit slang which I find hilarious:
You're 'avin a jirrie mate!
Jirrie =giraffe
Having a giraffe = having a laugh

That's awesome. I'm going to put up a sign in my house that says "God is not a cryptid", One Hundred Years of Solitude-style.

Man, what happened to this guy? He used to have a mind, and a perspective. There was a decency at the heart of all of his directorial works that's rare, and now I worry he's going to get into a bitter political argument that will ruin his relationship with his barca-lounger.

Google Irgun/King David Hotel Bombing, if you're curious.

I didn't know he was anything but a salad dressing tycoon until I was 15, and I'm 36. What's he been in that people still watch? Cool Hand Luke and The Sting.

So, I have to bitch about Nancy and Steve ending up together. It's great that Steve isn't a one dimensional bully, and it's great that she doesn't end up with the guy who took topless photos of her (though that didn't seem to bother her for the last five episodes). But the day after she loses her virginity to Steve,…

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