Theres the door

Was the Dolphin named Larry Csonka?

Imagine hearing this conversation in 2011:

Where does Midnight Meat Train fit into this chronology

FRIENDS THROUGH ETERNITY
HONESTLY
LOYALTY
WE'RE TOGETHER THROUGH THICK AND THI-IN

The NFL even already has its own Wario, Vikings owner Zygi Wilf:

If you're a fan of the Cleveland Browns, Buffalo Bills, etc., you pretty much know every season that you're signing up to get your teeth kicked in. No matter how many games they lose, football fans keep showing up, and handing their money to the team and the league. Teams know this, and there's no incentive for them…

I kept my head

Recently I saw a bunch of ads on the subway in Toronto advertising a Full House parody musical starring Perez Hilton as Danny Tanner and I got so mad I wanted to rip my own dick off

The earnest effort of a random stranger on the internet has me OUTRAGED!!!

Mount Rushmore was considered sacred to the Lakota tribe in South Dakota, who no doubt felt equally frustrated when America used real-life photoshop to blast a few heads on it.

Boy I don't know what happened in Malcolms one through nine that that guy got such a chip on his shoulder

I thought it was definitely a dick move for Marty to do what he did. Thanks to Marty (as well as Marvin Berry), Chuck Berry basically plagiarized a song that under our timeline he wrote & recorded entirely on his own. In the movie timeline, Chuck Berry received all the accolades and riches associated with the song,…

"Alright cocksucker, you wanna fuck with me, and we'll see who shits on the sidewalk."

Someone say my name?

We're the Unicorns, and we're people tooooooooooo