Poop.

Is making a horse stand up a real remedy for what ails them? GET UP LIGHTNING! GET. UP! LIGHTNING, GET UP!

My older sister was obsessed with this growing up, so naturally I've seen it a billion times. It's a decent movie. Whenever I am overworked and sweating my ass off I joke that I am going to plop down next to a tree ala the Dad from this movie.

When he drops the soap in the shower, he's bound to hear at least one "giddy up"

Jesus, Dinklage must be a nightmare in a season when he has more than 10 lines of dialogue.

I was 14-ish when the original came out. I have no shame in saying this, it was and probably still is the scariest movie I've ever seen. I went into the theater thinking it was a true story and whether I should have known that wasn't true or not, it scared the bejsus out of me.

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

We had a gender reveal party with family for our second kid…it's a boy! Two boys, going to be crazy. I think my wife was a titch disappointed she isn't having a girl, but she got over it and we can't wait to have a household full of lill dudes running around.

WHAT, YEAR IS IT?

Rami laughing was terrifying! Combine that with his reaction to talking with Craig Robinson when he was "sleeping" and I seriously want him to win an emmy after one episode. So good.

A little slow in the middle, but multiple flashes of why this show is so friggin good, and superb acting all around. Can't wait to unwrap the many mysteries this season is already setting up.

Sorry, Craig. You will never not be Darryl.

But what does Leon think about Susan's shocking death? Was it the single coldest moment in the history of television!?

coughed isn't the verb I thought you'd use.

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

American Horror Story says otherwise.

For all the hate the American Horror Story gets, I think they created a clown that is way more terrifying than Pennywise. The bar has been raised. This would have scared me before that. Now, he looks kind of cute.

what's very weird is Photoplasty contest was something I would check every single day for and then one day I just stopped. I don't understand.

I'm…so, sorry, George? is a phenomenal line reading by Dreyfus.

It's also when the show became a caricature of itself, like all shows do over time.