Tangentially related, but I saw Paula Poundstone do standup several months ago, and pretty much the only funny stuff I heard was stuff she did in her now-twenty-year-old Cats, Cops, and Stuff show. It was a huge disappointment, because that 20-year-old show was almost perfect. But I didn't expect to hear so many of…

See, most of us had stories or songs or movies that terrified us as children, but we still grew up to be well-functioning adults who TOTALLY don't still run up the stairs when we turn off the downstairs light no sir.