You forgot the best part! Donnie Wahlberg and his "Ooby ooby doo! We ga' wuhk to 'oo."

That will never happen on this website, unfortunately.

That's true. Unless it's anime… weird, pervy anime.

Do what you want to do. Make America toon again.

Different strokes. #notallcartoonfans

People over thirty should stop caring about cartoons and
tumblr, really.

It's a cartoon, everyone. Steven Universe diehard fans are the worst, but to be fair they should have edited out all of the kissing, no matter who/whom/they/whatever pronoun it was.

Wait for the Dirty Harry remake backlash. "Dirty Harry wasn't black! Um, but I'm not racist. It's about heritage, not hate!"

For me, it's Dan Harmon/Community. After the homages/parodies to pop culture, it became more of the same regarding the characters and the cynical humor, too. Oh well, it's not for everyone.

Shout out to Pizza Hut for making me an obese bookworm as a kid and having a Street Fighter II arcade machine when I went to pick up my free pizza. I ain't mad at you, bb.

As the kids say: Anjelah is bae. *heart eyes emoji*

He Tarantino'd a film. A movie nerd way of saying "remade" but, like, y'know… not foreign.

This is his way of making her a mixtape. Don't fall for it, Tay Tay! Stay away! Ryan should've stuck with Parker Posey.

For those who think this is a better film than Ruggero Deodato's, would they be considered Cannibal Holocaust deniers?

I really wish I was friends with Dave Eggers for the simple fact that when I meet him, I'd say: "What's up, my Eggers?" Come on, you know you would if you could.

Sick-ario, bro.

No, it's a set price. Still, it beats shelling out $15-20 for a movie.

Finally! I can watch all the bad, shitty and questionable films I like without owning embarrassing physical media such as DVDs or Blu-Rays and having people judge me at my poor taste!

Got my finger on the trigger.

Not really. You dudes ended slavery. That's cool.