Oh, but I pine for Lydia, sweet Lydia…. Anyone who has had a girlfriend like her knows why.

Plus everything they sell is preserved in some manner, so shelf life doesn't matter.

Their drivers have no need for sleep, so it isn't a problem.

So you are saying that you're not going with the Pollos Classic with a side of Crystal?

Hey! I have one of those and let me tell you they are the best!

Actually, she is…

Or a Scot…