—Wes Anderson School of Film

Agreed. Even if Mark Wahlberg survives and avenges the good guys, it won't be quite enough. I'll always wonder.

*sigh* everyone has a podcast these days

There is a robot, but he's hygienically impaired. A robo-hobo!

And in the sequel, Alien Convent 2: Mother Superior Boogaloo, Whoopi Goldberg teaches all of them how to dance but the Alien Queen gets her anyway.