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I heard that the monkey from Community would constantly hit Ken Jeong even when the cameras weren't rolling.

I bet the real reason is that turtles are not a cost effective source of protein for Big Meat to raise. Probably can't keep 'em alive in the crowded, filthy conditions that pigs and cows tolerate.

Exactly. Was he giving his wife the same freedom that he was taking? Would he have been content to let his wife pursue extramarital relationships? Somehow I doubt* it. His definition of sexual liberation probably only applied to him, not his wife.

"We do the weird stuff!" <—- Whedon's favorite part of Dr. Horrible.

DRACARYS!

Is there a comment section yet where terrible people can discuss that leaked episode? I know I shouldn't have watched it, but I did. It was amazing.

I'm sure they'd be cool to play along with that. Maybe $10 extra though.

"Rick and Morty" —- when you say it fast it sounds like "rigor mortis." Anyone else notice this? Does that mean that Rick & Morty represent Death in some way… Random, senseless, absurd, tragic, comic. Argh. It's late, I need more sleep.

"I can see through time!" See, Bran? It really isn't that hard to explain if Lisa can do it in five words. There's a reason we quote the Simpsons around here kid, try & keep up.

Aw. I feel like forgiving him based on the fact that he didn't know that he was virtually surrounded by Ladies of the Night.

I was a little bummed at first that Hemorrhage didn't look a litttttttttle bit more like Joel McHale, but I think having him look like the construction guy from the Village People was Dan's joke on Joel and I kind of love it now.

I really like The Hound, but… I dunno. Whenever we spend time with a bad guy who eventually becomes a good guy I get suspicious. Call it the Star Wars Prequel Effect. Tragic backstory + time spent with character learning life lessons = our sympathies. Now he's our hero!

My new mantra.

Yep. We did. WELL, my older brother did. And yes although we are from SLC we were not the ones who wrote the letter to the company informing them of the "easter egg" (not what we called it back then), but he was my older brother's friend. We used to do that trick all the time when we were bored. The trick still

Adventure was the best game ever. Rhindle (the red dragon-duck) was terrifying when I was 10. He's terrifying now. I still play the game occasionally at the Atari website here: http://my.ign.com/atari/adv…

Helena Bonham Carter's take on Hermione rocked my world. I laughed so hard. Always wondered how Emma Watson really felt about it.

I always thought he looked like the child of Ewan McGregor and Lemmy (RIP). But now I'll have to look this Margera fella up.

Generally agree, but there was one kinda hot guy in the group. I hope he has a future.

When did Ewan McGregor and Lemmy (RIP) have a son? And why is he playing Euron Greyjoy? These are the questions I want answered.

Never hire Tobias Funke!