Never in the history of the game has there been such devastation.

Abrupt ending to an amazing TV series? Better call Saul.

I guarantee that the finale is going to reveal that Nelson was the true mastermind behind this season.

Well, there goes my hopes for a Mikey and Wynn spin-off show following their escapades.

It could work, especially in downtown: "The Man with the Iron Parking Meter".

As a citizen of the San Francisco Bay Area, I can attest that everyone thinks San Francisco is kind of unsettling.

Well of course it broke, its a replica. There can be only one Highlander sword.

The problem with evangelicals is that they try to go for the drama audience, which unfortunately just makes for crappy movies.

I have been told that, allegedly, watching "Xavier: Renegade Angel" under the influence of certain psychoactive substances will result in a complete and utter restructuring of your world view.
Frutada.

Any "Thomas the Tank Engine" rap remixes. But especially Notorious BIG.

It's not a true XCOM experience unless you have amazing 90s synth-rock and horrible haircuts.

"When you hear the 'Punk Poet' warning, you and your family should take cover."

The only difference from the LoTRs is that this door leads to Gandalf's "pipe weed" grow room.

Hosting the Oscars seems to be a lot like the short story "The Lottery", only you think that you are getting a load of money right up until you see the villagers picking up rocks.

It's makes perfect sense now. The Simpsons live in an alternate universe where a genetically engineered virus turned most of the Americas into a group of yellow skinned, four-fingered US citizens. Most likely released by ultra-nationalists who sought to convert Central and South America into the United States.

Well, with a trillion dollars the kid can buy a lot of cocaine.

If there really are 14,000 things to be happy about, then Ian Dury really shouldn't have stopped at "Reasons to be Cheerful, Part 3".

This just in: cretinous, snaggletoothed hillbillies are offended by being compared to Academy Award voters.

There is nothing funny about someone being trapped in the closet, as it is small and can easily trigger claustrophobia. Let us be thankful that we have R. Kelly and the South Park duo to teach us.

You know corporations being run by giant dragons used to be a silly idea, straight out of Shadowrun. But now it seems a little more reasonable and would explain a lot about showbiz.