I have not heard any one of those songs except for Journey. I consider myself lucky.

I'm having trouble seeing how this is different from a normal day in NYC.

I remember eating the original Double-Down several years ago. My arteries are still clogged to this day.

And people called me crazy when I told them Bob Dylan was just a guy played by Marcus Carl Franklin, Christian Bale, Cate Blanchett, Heath Ledger, Richard Gere and Ben Whishaw.

They had me at trained Raptors.

LISTEN TO THE CHAIR LEG OF TRUTH! IT DOES NOT LIE!

If Buress doesn't do a movie where he rides an elephant, eats people, and smokes big cigars, he will not live up to his true potential.

What they don't tell you in the preview is that Captain Hook is going to be visited by his superior officer: Colonel Angus.

MTV - "Still no music, still no good."

Christopher Walken sold his soul to be immune to any impressions for the remainder of the universe.

Once again the world is saved thanks to the internet.

The progress by the French to remove their stereotypical snooty reputation has just been pushed back by these two bozos.

Soon a day will come when MST3k will be the only show aired on television and all will be right in the world.

Were they stripper zombie schoolgirl bridesmaids?

We have yet to be given the opportunity to Dr. Strangelove a nuclear bomb.

Not a single person went for the "Cabin in the Woods" coffee motor-mug bong.

The official Norwegian national anthem always brings a tear to my eye.

Some things man was not meant to know.

Someday, assuming humanity doesn't accidentally into extinction, historians will look back on this treasure trove and will ask some very hard questions.

Is it a coincidence that all the reviewers who bad mouthed King are gone?