Oh dear lord, no. Let me guess all the rides are colored in bright primary colors and you can't actually ride any of them because they're too precious to support any weight. At the end of the day everyone collectively walks out of the park because they realize what's really important to them, and it isn't theme parks,…

10 years later…

The Pablo Escobar story is not called "Medellin" and Vincent Chase is not cast in it? What gives?