Wow, that review was as self-important, pompous and dull as Sorkin's worst monologues.

So, on a serious note: For a long time I've been thinking how cool it would have been if John Teller had not actually died, but instead had faked his death, and has been living on the beach down in Mexico all this time, just happy as hell to not have Gemma or Jax in his life.

Maybe Sutter wants to introduce those who think Jax is some kind of folk hero to music that's not bro country or buttrock?

Or better yet, the families of all their victims get to flay them alive. Or maybe have a lottery, and the winners get to turn a SAMCRO member into their own personal Reek.

He should hire whoever helped Hugh Laurie and Damian Lewis.

This is the show that has Harleys outrunning damn near anything. They know nothing of motor vehicles.

They're not my kids, I don't have to pretend they're gifted.

Maybe someone will buy poor Chucky a Fleshlight.

It's a lot like everybody on the show saying how smart he is, the audience would never know if these lines weren't in the script.

More than Jax and Gemma finally getting all that Oedipus subtext out of their system, and then Jax jams his knife into Gemma's skull out of anger, guilt and shame?

To be fair, my teenage hijinx of impulse shoplifting were less hair-brained that what Jax comes up with.

Definitely. Otto put up more of a fight, and that guy had a seriously high tolerance for misery.

The only thing that would distract Charlie Hunnam is a mirror.

There've been some decent child actors, so it's not like it's impossible to find one. I think those twin brothers who play Abel are just stupid. Which has a nice symmetry, since all the adult characters on the show are morons.

I still have trouble accepting the fact that nobody figured it out before now. It was clearly a crime of passion and opportunity, not a cold-blooded, premeditated mob hit. But no, everybody on the show is too stupid to figure that one out, the cops included.

It's not all that rapey though, all things considered. I mean, there's poetry, and lube. Juice doesn't really have any options, but Tully does seem to be a fairly considerate lover/rapist. Maybe they'll end the show with a wedding in prison, with Juice in a wedding dress.

My favorite scene was Juice getting the package with the poetry and lube. Is it wrong that I thought that was hilarious?

But if we're lucky, maybe we'll see Jax, found dead, with those goofy white shoes up his ass.

That was the best part of that scene. Quinn's totally nonchalant, unimpressed attitude about seeing Chibs banging the sheriff on the hood of her car.

I haven't had positive feelings for Jax since about the first season.