Seriously, AVClub, don't have spoilers about the episode in the title of the article. Some people still use RSS feeds!

About 5-6 minutes in, there is a lot of printed text on a wall. Can anybody read what it says? Too blurry on the TiVo.

"This experience includes the opportunity to demolish, with explosives, a list of to-be-determined objects in a controlled environment with Arnold Schwarzenegger. The winner and guest will not personally handle any explosive devices. Flight and hotel for one night included for 2. Should the event be canceled or Arnold…

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Also: WHERE THE HELL IS MY KINGDOM HEARTS 3?!?!?!?!

I find it odd how little love FF12 gets. I'm really looking forward to the HD release later this year.

The clear solution isn't to go "I'm not reading AV Club anymore".

This video is a lie.

I have a theory about the rebooted Doctor Who. Every odd numbered season ends with another way the Time Lords could be omnipotent lords of all creation if they would just stop and think for a second. Season 3's Doctor Jesus is a pretty good indication (though Season 1's "pop the hood of your tardis and destroy any…