You shouldn't have dropped out of the dance marathon you old bitch!

No, it's not a joke! You remember Genesis? Book two, verse three: And he breatheth into the nostrils of Adam on the first day and it was good.

You gotta give me time to like build your case, y'know, to help your defense out…
*hums Law & Order theme*
Like, y'know I gotta do my thing and…
*continues humming Law & Order theme*
and then I do some boom-booms

Objection! Hearsay! That's lawyer talk!

I think I could be a really good lawyer, I'm like better than Sam Waterston, I'll tell you that much.

What, the state can murder somebody without them even wanting to die but a grown man can't kill himself if he wants to? A man should be able to end his life if he wants. He's a grown American man.

I could be a man with a fistful of hammers, a trunk full of duct tape, and zip ties.

When was the last time a white lady pick up after you when you threw your orange soda and your grape sodas on the ground?