I think those were the actual lyrics.

Did he ever give a performance that was anything less than indelible?

One of the great war movies. This probably contains the best performance Guinness ever delivered and that's saying a lot. Few films have been able to articulate the sheer madness of war as this one.

So does Dave Mustaine.

The symptom of the universe?

The dude is supposed to be a super racist from what I hear and beat Kelly LeBrock within an inch of her life. Not to mention he used a tank that killed puppies(not making that up.)

Never a truer word spoken.

I certainly never said it doesn't deliver the luls!

That's why I'm not as tough on Norris.

UNCOMMON VALOR is a pretty underrated action movie.

Well, he was certainly was spot on about Metallica.

That trailer kicked complete fucking ass. Shit man, if I was the right age in the 80s, I would totally have been down with seeing that.

Steven Seagal is much worse. He just comes across as a bully.

LONE WOLF MCQUADE is more stylish and entertaining than many give it credit for. It plays like a modern day spaghetti western and features a great bad guy in David Carradine.

The part where the Cong think they blew up Braddock, only for him to rise from the water with an M60 is pure 80s gold.

I noticed that, too. It was certainly fun to see Rob and the boys on The Simpsons, but calling them death metal is bizarre to say the least.

They pre-dated the NWOBHM. They were more like innovators in that regard, much like Motorhead.

How can this be "definitive" when it doesn't even contain a clip from the 1951 version with Alistair Sim?